“The best B movie I’ve read in at least twenty years. An addictively satisfying, deeply amusing, dirty-ass masterpiece…an LA noir spaghetti western grudge-war apocalypse, fought with magic, shotguns, occult artifacts, and (at one point) the broken wooden handle of a toilet plunger. Sweet.”
— William Gibson
For those of us with somewhat more delicate sensibilities, this time out Kadrey offers a gentler but no less inventive story–more Christopher Moore than Jim Butcher. In fact, Moore is a fan, saying, “A rolling bouncy-house of a caper tale, The Everything Box abounds with quick-witted characters, snarky dialogue, and surreal analogies.”
The plot? In 2000 B.C. and angel loses a small box that happens to be the engine of humanity’s destruction. In 2015, a thief delivers what he thinks is a simple, supernatural heirloom into the wrong hands. And the race to get hold of this doomsday box and save the world is on.
Advance reviews and bookseller praise suggest that Kadrey’s likely to expand his legion of fans with this one.
Coop is a thief whose immunity to magic lets him specialize in stealing magical objects – until he steals a box that could trigger the Apocalypse. Now fallen angels, supernatural law enforcement officials, rival doomsday cult leaders and just plain criminals all want the box, and expect Coop to get it for them. Can Coop keep himself and his friends alive – and will there still be a world left for them to live in if he does? Kadrey is a master of edgy humor, complex plotting, and nonstop action with a paranormal edge, and The Everything Box is an engagingly dark delight to read!
— Carol Schneck Varner, Schuler Books and Music. Okemos, MI
“Kadrey draws heavily on Gaiman and Pratchett’s classic novel, Good Omens, for inspiration, and in equal measure on Donald Westlake’s caper comedies. Kadrey’s plot doesn’t depend on magic; instead, magic is the broth bringing all manner of delicious ingredients together in this wonderful stew of a story. This unusual urban fantasy is a delight.”
— Publishers Weekly
“A supernatural comic caper that reads like one of the late Donald Westlake’s Dortmunder novels sprinkled with some fairy dust.”
“Thoroughly entertaining and hilarious… I was laughing all the way to the end. Speaking of the end, good endings are very important to me, and this one was particularly satisfying…I can easily recommend this to a casual fantasy reader, or someone looking for a good laugh.
–Kate Schreffler, Joseph-Beth Booksellers, Lexington, KY
The Everything Box (9780062389541) by Richard Kadrey. $24.99 hardcover. 4/19/16 on sale.